Last Updated on March 5, 2014 by Roff Graves

The antique shop was very low overhead due to its location. I had no phone and would often stay later due to being open only two days a month. This one Saturday everyone had came and gone so I was just relaxing when I heard a knock on the door. I wasn’t worried about robbers–the neighborhood loved me–the prostitutes would leave their bicycles with me while they turned their trick–I went to the door and there stood two nicely dressed young women. “Customers”, I thought so I invited them in. The two asked me if I had ever thought about making love with two women at once. Well, I don’t lie easy so the two proceeded to tell me how nice it would be. I am a human and I was about 50 years old. Then I told them of my lovely wife and that I did not want to break our trust, The women were very respectful so they bid me farewell. —They had been gone a few minutes when I heard another knock on the door. I thought, “oh no!” as I went to the door and opened it. There stood my lovely wife. It was late and she had came to check on me!–True story–memories of ol’Roff

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